Making eating less expensive, more lazy
March 5, 2009

Lunds calls them “conventional bananas.” This is of course the opposite of “organic bananas.” Get it? They currently sell for $0.75/pound, or $0.30 for just the peel without the actual banana part. Look, I’m trying to save some money on groceries. And yes, a good first step would be to stop shopping at Lunds. Okay so the average American spends something like $61 per week on groceries. I currently spend about $32. I still feel like that’s too much. So, the way I see it I have too options – don’t eat so much, or eat cheaper food. According to the USDA, the average American eats exactly 4.7 pounds of food per day. I’m a little smaller than the average American so I’ll just even that off to 4 pounds for myself. So all I need are 28 pounds of bananas each week to survive. That calculates out to $21.00 per week for food. That’s a savings of $11.00! That’s a 34% savings, all by eating the same thing every day in massive quantities!
March 12, 2009 at 1:11 am
Bran flakes! They are cheap AND you never need to buy toilet paper with the solid logs you will be laying for the toilet monster to gobble.